Direbrew Run Monday 9pm

Now, I know you fellas have been as enthusiastic about this beer festival as I have been! Maybe you've even managed to accumulate all the Brewfest crap you can carry, and yer bank is overloaded with junk now!

Nonetheless, we are entering the third week of Brewfest, which is also the shortest and last week of the festival.

All such things must come to an end, I suppose. It's the Second Law of Thermodynamics, after all. Besides, a keg can only be tapped so much until it is dry.

Nevertheless, Brewmeister Porgar has insisted on one last hoorah for our cult, scheduled for Monday at 9pm. Yes, we are finally doing yet another guild activity together. I'm confident it will be a grand success that will earn the inspiration of other WoW players, and we'll have rivers of recruits once we accomplish our goal.


At 9pm on Monday night, I'd like for us Brewfest Champs to try to meet up for one last shot at Direbrew's jaw.

That son of a bitch owes me a kodo, and I aim to collect.

So...if ya'll wanna get some good clean revenge on Coren Direbrew and his family, then let's meet up and slice into his gut at 9pm tomorrow night. We'll slice and dice until we've had our fill of his smelly little Iron Darf blood!

Now, doing a Direbrew run with you fellas would be great for several reasons. First of all, it would be great because our guild would actually be running something together. We just don't get to meet up as much as I'd like--though that will change with the more recruits we get.

But also, with a team of our own, we could fight the bastard with our own tactic.

What am I talking about?

Well, I've found that I could get better drops off of Direbrew if we kill off his adds and his sisters/wives. In fact, we could probably continuously kill them off for a good five minutes, and I wouldn't be surprised if we got a lot of good drops. Now, I could be wrong--but I'd like for us to at least try to farm his family.

Can you guys imagine what it'd be like to have a group of five people collect five Brewfest Mounts from one Direbrew run? Then, we could truly say that we were Brewfest Champions at that point.


However, if we're gonna be able to try anything, we gotta meet up for the event together. So...level 75 and up, come online at around 8:30pm server time tomorrow, Monday night.

We'll tear it up one more time before the festival ends!

I'll miss the Brewfest after this week. I hate the fact it comes only once a year. But I guess that's what makes it special.

There will always be a place in my cold dead heart for free beer.