Ol Nob's Been Robbed

Some bastard managed to hack into ol' Nob's account and steal his gold, pawn his items, and somehow put up a 72-hour ban on his account.

While it's true that this old warlock could have used a break from the game, he could've done without gettin robbed.

Word to the perpetrators: Rest assured, you'll be masturbating in hell with a red-hot iron glove for millions of years.